Jacksonville, June 17, 2005 - After we landed in Jacksonville International Airport late one evening, we discovered that Delta had a flight to Jerk City at 8:00 the next morning. We know many people from there; we should visit sometime.
Well, the bottom line was a scrolling message... but I like the idea of burly airport security men forcing obnoxious passengers onto the plane: "Come with me, ma'am. We're putting you on a one-way flight to Jerk City"
The plane didn't only go to Jerk City - that line also flashed (if I remember correctly) Cincinnati and Dayton.