Peter, Not Joe (joeshlabotnik) wrote,
Peter, Not Joe

A Lemon Story

Orlando, Florida, November 25, 2006 - When life hands me lemons, I say "Mmmm... lemons!" (I like lemonade, too, but making lemonade is too much like work. I'll just eat the dang lemons. Yes, I'm one of those weirdos who likes eating lemons.)

I hadn't ever thought about what I'd do if life ever handed me a lemon the size of Sue's head, but I'd would have liked to give it a taste. The people running the arboretum probably would have frowned on that, though. So I left the lemon on the tree.
Tags: florida, lemon

  • P-Rade Hats

    Good: Better: Best: Of course, six stuffed tigers is only the beginning. Princeton scientists are working on increasing the number…

  • Princeton-Harvard Game

    East Pyne Well, Violet didn't go to her first football game after all - the weather was too wet and windy to be stuck sitting in the…

  • Stupid Lousy Perfect Weather

    Class of 1991 5th Reunion Cup I need to kick some meteorologists in the butt. I had planned to have a birthday get-together at the…

  • Post a new comment


    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded