Orlando, Florida, November 25, 2006 - When life hands me lemons, I say "Mmmm... lemons!" (I like lemonade, too, but making lemonade is too much like work. I'll just eat the dang lemons. Yes, I'm one of those weirdos who likes eating lemons.)

I hadn't ever thought about what I'd do if life ever handed me a lemon the size of Sue's head, but I'd would have liked to give it a taste. The people running the arboretum probably would have frowned on that, though. So I left the lemon on the tree.