Peter, Not Joe (joeshlabotnik) wrote,
Peter, Not Joe

Drunk Locked-Out Girl

Princeton, June 1, 2007 - Funny Reunions story... we were walking through the 10th Reunion courtyard when we saw this girl trying to climb up the tables and into a room. She was hesitant, though, because she (and we) realized she was wearing a not-very-appropriate dress for climbing into windows (as you can plainly see...)

When she saw us coming, she said to me "I'm locked out of my room. I'll give you five dollars if you'll climb into the window for me." I was a little startled - I was pondering whether this wasn't some elaborate ruse, but I was more slightly insulted that she thought I'd only help someone for money.

So as I kind of stammered, she gave up and went ahead and climbed up on the table anyway, pretty much mooning anyone who cared to look. As we were wondering why in the heck she decided not to wear any underwear under that dress, she kind of paused, and so posed like you see here, I took her picture. I figured it was a neat picture, with a funny story to go along with it.

Well, she saw the flash, and half turned and said "Hey! I'll sue you for that". I was trying to protest, telling her that the photo was actually rather chaste (and I had friends to back me up), when her roommate showed up and asked if she needed to be let into the room. She said yes, then also "that bad man took a picture of my thong!"

I figured she was too drunk to reason with, so I just walked away. But she was wrong in two ways: 1) I wasn't taking a picture of her thong, and 2) I can guarantee there was nobody who even saw a thong, let me tell you....
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